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Pube Pet® Chia Penis Planter Vase
Handcrafted from natural clay, Pube Pet® grows real chia “hair” in just a few days.

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Handcrafted from natural clay, Pube Pet® grows real chia “hair” in just a few days.

Pube Pet® is the original handmade chia penis planter that makes growing plants fun again. Inspired by nostalgic chia planters, each terracotta piece grows real chia “hair” in just days. Simply add water and seeds and watch your Pube Pet® come to life.
It’s a funny adult humor gag gift that actually works!

What started as a quirky idea in an Utah ceramics class has sprouted into a brand built on laughter, creativity, and hand-crafted quality. We’re here to prove that a little humor and a few chia seeds can go a long way n celebrating the delightful quirks of life and discovering the beauty in every experience.

Each Pube Pet® is made from real terracotta and designed to grow a thick green chia “bush” in just days. It’s the original chia planter that brings humor and life to any space — perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or White Elephant gift exchanges. Handcrafted, easy to grow, and guaranteed to get a laugh.

Our mission is simple: spread joy one sprouting planter at a time. We take pride in providing excellent customer service and premium handmade products that make people laugh, share, and smile. From our small studio in Salt Lake City to homes around the world, we’re proud to grow happiness wherever we go.
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